Match Report: St. Kilda Vs Port Adelaide

St. Kilda and the first quarter

Go together like oil and water

But out we came to surprise every-one

Port was fourteen and we were twenty-one

The Pear started like we usually do,

(not very great)

They could have been seven goals ahead

But instead kicked two goals eight

Our inaccuracy was contagious

It seemed the Power had a sneeze

We quoted Ben Lee pre-game

And chanted ‘Catch my disease’

 

Marshall got injured,

Which is some hard news to handle

But does this open the door?

For our saviour Tom Campbell?

The coach threw Hammer in the middle

But he failed to bring the heat

Even on just one leg

Rowan was better than Jordan Sweet

 

Coming out of D50 we looked like headless chooks

In a game that we play to honour Barry Brooks

Port’s first few goals came from bad chips in defence

Us not hitting the target and hence

We’re our own biggest enemy, we ate ourselves alive

Did someone say the free kick count was ten to twenty-five?

 

Dougal forgot which team he was on

And forgot that he isn’t prime Judd

Whenever he holds the ball,

Is when we all hold our eyes shut

Jack Steele only had the pill fifteen times

And seventeen players had it even less

There are some glaring issues

That we desperately need to address

 

Our season is almost all over

From finals last year to irrelevant

Alone and crying in the changeroom

Please don’t mention the elephant

We need some skill, maybe some better peoples?

We’re on the same number of wins as the Eagles

Two wins and five losses

Why can’t we have five wins and two Ross’s?

Maybe it’s just a club full of bros

Since we lost by ten goals and only dropped Zak Jones?

No accountability at the selection table

We should be winning games but we’re just not able

‘pretenders’ ‘frauds’ ‘very bad’ are things that we’re labeled

 

North next week,

Maybe then we can settle?

But every time we play them

They bring us down to their level

The game will be sloppy

Not one to remember

But hopefully some joy will be felt

On Saturday and in September

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